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These are examples of what to write in a retirement card. Use these funny and inspirational retirement messages to wish your retiree a happy future.

Retirement is something everyone must experience in life someday, retirements are worth celebrating same way we celebrate other events. Most times retirements come with double feeling, first there is this bad feeling that you’re about to leave the job you have been doing for long and also the good feeling that at least you have to rest from the day to day struggles. One of the things that retirees will always cherish are the good will messages from family and friends.

You’ll agree with me that even with great intentions and all the efforts in the world, retirement messages can sometimes be difficult to write for a co-worker. If you have to remain in the workplace yourself and someone you were working with is now moving on, you might realise that sometimes there’s this feeling of envy that occurs when someone retires. Don’t let that ugly feeling of envy prevent you from wishing a retiree a happy retirement. Keep in mind all the time they invested at work to achieve this goal. It’s now time for them to move on, one day, it’ll be your time. The question now is “How do you wish your co-worker a wonderful retirement and let him or her know how much they will be missed”?

In this article, We have brought together a collection of best retirement messages to send to someone you know.

Happy Retirement Messages – Message For Retirement

1. Wishing you all the joy and happiness that a happy retirement can bring.

2. Congratulations, now the fun begins. Best wishes on your new chapter in life.

3. Wishing you all the best for your retirement. May all your retirement dreams come true.

4. We wish you health and happy days in your retirement.

5. If you put as much effort into enjoying your retirement as you have all the years you’ve been working, you’ll have an amazing, productive, dynamic and long lasting retirement. You deserve it!

6. I’m glad you get to retire while you still have many good and capable years of life left in you! Congratulations!

7. Now that you’ve gone through birth, crawling, walking, school, and many years of work, you can finally relax!

8. May you enjoy a successful life after retirement to the fullest.

9. Best wishes for a relaxing and happy retirement.

10. Wishing you good health, good luck and great success in your retirement.

11. Sending you loving wishes for a truly amazing retirement.

12. Wishing you a long, happy, and healthy retirement.

13. I’m wishing you a long, healthy, and happy retirement!

14. I’m glad you finally get to retire. You deserve it. You’ve worked hard!

15. You have been one of the best employees I have ever had. I know that you will be just as productive in your retirement pursuits. Good luck! You will be missed.

16. Wishing you a long and joyous retirement.

17. I wish you a happy retirement filled with fun and happiness.

18. Wishing you the best in this next phase in your life.

19. Wishing you a lengthy and satisfying retirement.

20. Wishing you a wonderful retirement. May you enjoy your retirement to the fullest.

21. Wishing you the most exciting and strees-free retirement ever.

22. Wishing you and your family all the best as you enter into a new phase of your life. May you enjoy the extra time that you’ll be spending with them.

23. Best wishes on your next adventure.

24. I am glad you are retiring. I am planning on hanging out with you more now.

25. Your work years are over. Now your fun years begin!

26. I have to admit, I am a little jealous of you. I wish I was retiring.

27. Your retirement is probably just as welcomed by the company, since you can now be replaced by someone much less experienced and less expensive. The reality is that you can never actually be replaced.

28. Congratulations on your retirement. We wish you tons of happiness in the years ahead.

29. Wishing you the best on your life after this retirement. We’ll miss you.

30. I wish that your retirement will be everything you dreamed that it would be.

31. Good luck and best wishes to you on your retirement.

32. Best wishes for an awesome retirement. Keep working hard, but be your own boss.

33. Just as your work has been long and satisfying, we wish you a long and satisfying retirement.

34. Congratulations on your retirement! If you get bored, you know you can call and hang out with us.

35. We’ll miss you. You are one of a kind and not easily replaced.

36. Retirement is the working person’s wish come true. Here’s to finally getting your wishes granted!

37. You can be taken out of the workforce, but the work force can never be taken out of you. I am confident you’ll never stop working on things you love to do.

38. To stay balanced in life, work like you’re retired and retire like it’s your job.

39. If you found happiness or fulfillment in the workforce, then it’s likely you’ll do the same now that even more possibilities are open to you.

40. It’s great to see someone retire who is as deserving as you. Make sure you work just as hard at relaxing as you have in your long career.

41. You are one of the hardest workers I have ever known. You deserve a great retirement, but I know you will still keep yourself busy.

42. This is the beginning of the rest of your life and the rest of your life. Congratulations on your retirement.

43. You will remembered for the things that you did here. Thanks for your years of hard work and dedication.

44. Congratulations on your retirement.

45. We’re glad that you are retiring, and we are looking forward to spending more time with you. Best wishes.

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46. Retiring is not the ending, it’s just a new start! Many congratulations on retirement!

47. Retirement, the great time, to your pending task! Wishing you best of luck on retirement!

48. Hey (name)! Have a blast on your retirement! Congratulations on your retirement.

49. (name)! I will miss you in my department always! Have a great retirement.

50. Hey (name)! Happy retirement & All the Best!

51. Happy Retirement to (name)! With Love, From All!

52. Dear (name)! Have a great future ahead! Have a joyful retirement!

53. Many congratulations on your retirement (name)! Cheers

54. Wish you a happiness and jolly moments ahead! Happy retirement!

55. All the best for your future ahead! Congrats on your retirement!

56. Hey Buddy! Wishing you a happy retirement! Cheers!

57. You worked harder and made your retirement happened! Wishing you great retirement!

58. Wishing you a happy beginning of your life and a lot of success!

59. Dear (name)! May you enjoy your retirement to the fullest! With Love!

60. Say bye to tensions and enjoy life in your way! Congratulations on retirement!

61. Retirement is just an ending of an assignment, but an auspicious start for the new life! Congratulations!

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62. Retirement marks the culmination of a career spent achieving success in the business world and the genesis of a career in enjoying the fruits of that success. Happy retirement.

63. As you retire, remember that you have left behind a legacy of encouragement, achievement and work ethic that will always be part of your coworkers. Congratulations.

64. You will finally have time to ferret out that special fishing spot or to sleep through an afternoon game on TV. It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Congratulations on your retirement.

65. My best wishes on your retirement. You have a bright future ahead of you; enjoy it.

66. You are the kind of people that brings the best in others! Thank you for everything you did. Wishing you a life full of success and happiness!

67. Having someone like you as a coworker has been no less than a gift. Wishing you a wonderful retired life ahead!! You will be missed, but never forgotten.

68. I wanted you to know what a blessing it’s been to work with you over these past few years. Hope you’ll enjoy every minute of your retirement. We’re really going to miss you!

69. You have a wealth of information and experience that can never be replaced. So, if I need you, can I put you on “speed dial?” Congratulations on your retirement.

70. Enjoy the freedom your achievement has earned. Happy retirement.

71. Hey, remember the time we put the lavatory sign on the boss’s office door and that lady went in? Ah, memories: we have so many to share. You will be missed.

72. However will you get along without seeing my face every day? Never mind, I’m sure you’ll manage. Best wishes on your retirement.

73. Retirement isn’t all it is cracked up to be. It isn’t for us, anyway. Enjoy your well-deserved freedom and know you will be missed.

74. I will miss your sunny disposition, your friendly smile, the donuts you brought in. Wait, it was you who brought the donuts, right? Happy retirement.

75. This card is just a tangible expression of my heartfelt sentiments. I will miss you and all that you brought to the workplace. Congratulations.

76. Retirement means you will have more time to invest in the things you want to do. May your retirement lead to new success in whatever you pursue.

77. You have to put off being young until you can retire.Life begins at retirement.The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

78. Now that you are retiring, however will you catch up on the office gossip? I suppose we could email you updates once a week…Congratulations on your achievement.

79. The staff has never been “on the same page” about business plans or implementing policies, but we are all in agreement on this: you will be missed. Congratulations on your retirement.

80. Best wishes on your retirement. Enjoy the opportunity to do wonderful things just for you

81. Retirement opens the door to new opportunity. I can’t come with you in your new endeavors, but my highest hopes for your future can. Happy retirement.

82. Here’s to you and your family: success and a bright future with the time to do the things you have always wanted to do. You will be missed.

83. We will miss your wisdom and experience, but most of all, we will miss the encouragement you have been to us. We wish you the happiest of retirements.

84. Retirement will be a difficult time for you: no getting up with an alarm, no boring staff meetings, no watching the clock tick down those last, long minutes before quitting time. However will you manage?

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Funny Retirement Messages

89. Have fun in your retirement! Follow these words of wisdom. ‘Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.’

90. I always thought of you as a permanent fixture at work. I guess we’ll have to figure out how to get by without you.

91. It’s exciting to know that you are leaving the workforce! I bet it’s exciting for you too.

92. Now is the time to experience the part of childhood that was stolen from you by school and work!

93. Best wishes in your retirement. Here’s to watching your grandkids instead of the bottom line.

94. No one ever stops working, they just get a new boss. Your boss lives in your own house. Good luck getting time off.

95. Don’t worry about having enough money to retire. You only need a lot of money if you plan on living a long time.

96. I don’t know why you are even retiring. You know you won’t be able to keep from working, you workaholic!

97. I thought you retired several years ago, you are just finally making it official just now. I haven’t seen you actually work in a long time.

98. If we could all have the same attitude you’ve had these last days before retirement, we’d all be a lot less stressed at work. Nothing would get done around here either, but that’s not the point.

99. Your new job is to ensure that you enjoy your retirement. The hours are flexible, and you have complete autonomy.

100. Re-tiring is when you replace old tires with new tires. Isn’t that more like what your employer is doing?

101. You can put new tires on an old car. That’s what you are doing now, ‘retiring.’

102. You may be ready to retire, but is your wife/husband ready?

103. Retirement is the last stage of your life. I hope you make it as long in retirement as you did in your career.

104. I’m glad you finally retired. Now I can have your job.

105. God retired after just 6 days of creating the heavens and the earth. What took you so long?

106. Good luck with your new boss, who knows about your true work ethic, organizational skills, and excuses. Spouses make the toughest bosses. Happy retirement!

107. There are all sorts of things that you will have to learn how to do off the clock now, like making coffee.

108. You’re used to multitasking. Whatever you did, you were making money at the same time. Now you will be able to focus on one important thing: keeping your money.

109. Think about the thousands or even millions you have earned over the years in your career, then ask yourself why you weren’t able to retire much earlier.

110. You always did work hard at not having to work. Now that you’re retired, you don’t have to work as hard at not working.

111. Now that you are retired, you get an even tougher boss… Your wife!

112. I bet your company is really glad to see you go. After that many years your salary was probably worth two or three younger, more energetic workers.

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Retirement Wishes Continued – Looking for retirement quotes, wishes and sayings or what to write in a retirement card? Great, we have pulled together all of the retirement wishes from all over the internet. Here are the top 100 retirement wishes, sayings and quotes for what to write in a retirement card.

Retirement Wishes Continued:

  1. Think about it, now you never have to ask for a day off again. Happy Retirement!
  2. Happy retirement wishes! Wishing you all the best in your new retired life. 
  3. All the best for an amazing retirement! Enjoy your new chapter in life, where you become your own boss.
  4. As one chapter ends, another begins, welcome to your new found freedom! 
  5. When someone as wonderful as you finally gets to retire it makes my heart melt! Congrats and all the best to your relaxing years ahead!
  6. Are you ready for that golf trip you were always telling me about? Enjoy your golf retirement! 
  7. You will always be remembered for your accomplishments. Thank you for your years of hard work and dedication to our team, and congrats on your retirement!
  8. Retiring means less responsibility and “almost” no work. Please let me know if you need help finding things to do, my garage could use a once over ha ha ha! Congrats (insert name)! 
  9. Now that you’re retired you can do all the things you enjoy. Have a happy retirement!
  10. Now that you are retired, what are you going to do with all of that free time? I could fill up your Tuesday’s with coffee and gossip? What do you say? Enjoy yourself out there! 
  11. Enjoy the fruits of your hard labor. Here’s to wishing you a relaxing and wonderful retirement.
  12. I’m so happy to see you reach your goal! Retirement holds new beginnings for you. Seek out everything that retirement has to offer you. 
  13. You’ve worked your entire life for this day, you deserve it, and all the best for a happy retirement!
  14. You are an amazing co-worker, I will never forget all the little tips and tricks you taught me along the way. You are an inspiration to us all. Congrats on your well deserved retirement days. 
  15. Thank you for being an amazing example for me and our team. Your dedication and hard work is really inspiring! I will never forget you for that! Enjoy your retirement!
  16. You have made us and the company better, and for that we thank you. Enjoy your retirement! 
  17. Thank you for always challenging us to become the best at what we do. Congrats on your retirement!
  18. Now that you’re retired, you get to spend everyday with your wife. I’m sure you can’t wait to get your green thumb dirty again! Enjoy it. 
  19. All of the wonderful things you’ve done for us will not be forgotten. Congrats on the fruits of your hard labor!
  20. Leave your past behind and embrace your new future. Work it over, retirement is here! Let’s go!
  21. Retirement is all about embracing your future and leaving the past behind. Enjoy the years ahead!
  22. Are you seriously retiring already? It seems like you just started yesterday. You will be deeply missed my friend! 
  23. All The Best wishes on your early retirement. Enjoy the new opportunities to do fun and wonderful things just for you.
  24. Thank you for inspiring us all to do our absolute best. You are a very motivating and pleasant person to work with. You will not be forgotten after you retire! 
  25. Thank you for always motivating us to do our best. We wish you an amazing retirement with years of enjoyment to come!
  26. You are a true friend! Our years of work together have showed me that you can love your work if you love the people you work with. Thank you for proving that to me! Happy Retirement! 
  27. You will be deeply missed! You are truly a one in million person that can never be replaced! Enjoy your retirement!
  28. Make sure you enjoy retirement like you enjoyed working with all of us! Send us a postcard from your next trip. 
  29. It’s sad to say goodbye, but great to know you are headed on to greener pastures! Congrats!
  30. We hate to see you go, but love to see you walk away… into retirement that is ha ha ha. Congratulations, you deserve it! 
  31. It will be tough to find someone that works as hard and is dedicated as much as you are! Congrats from the whole team!
  32. Say goodbye to slow Mondays and pointless staff meetings ha ha ha! Your new life is waiting for you.
  33. You are one of the hardest working people I have ever met! You earned every single part of your retirement! Great job and adios amigo. 
  34. Retirement is the end of one chapter and the beginning of a new one. Let’s hope the next chapter of your life are as good or better as your previous! Congratulations!
  35. You have earned every bit of your retirement days! We are so happy for you! 
  36. Have fun with your new found freedom! Here’s to hoping your retirement is a dream come true!
  37. Now that you got your boss off your back you can do what you want, when you want, as long as your wife approves of course ha ha ha!
  38. I’m sure you never thought this day would come… Well other than that calendar you had that marked down the last days until your retirement ha ha ha! Enjoy yourself my friend, you will be greatly missed! 
  39. You deserve retirement! You’ve worked hard for your family and deserve to take a break! Congrats.
  40. We can tell that you loved your job! Let’s hope your retirement brings you the same fulfillment or even more!
  41. Here’s to hoping your new found freedom in retirement brings you fun, relaxation and enjoyment! All the best to you.
  42. You will be greatly missed! We hope you enjoy your retirement as much as we enjoyed having you around the office. All the best! 
  43. A wife’s full-time job starts when her husband retires. Glad to see you got promoted!
  44. Consider this an extended vacation that never ends… Only you don’t get paid days off ha ha ha!
  45. Never again will you have to face dreaded Mondays! Every day for you is the weekend now! Lucky You.
  46. Very few people dedicate themselves to their job the way you have. Now, its time to take some time for yourself and I can only imagine the kind of things you are going to get into.
  47. Travel, relax, enjoy life and spend all the kids inheritance (they will never know ha ha ha). Best of wishes.
  48. Here’s to wishing you health, wealth and happiness in retirement. Congratulations to you!
  49. Now that you’ve retired, you can start doing all of the wonderful things I’ve heard you talking about over the years! Congrats.
  50. You leave your old boss in the past after retirement and start life with your new boss, your wife. Good luck my friend!

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happy retirement note

Funny Retirement Wishes: Looking for humorous notes and quirky messages to write on a sweet card or to use in a speech? This post is a roller coaster ride through some of the silliest and funniest quotes about retiring. The best part about is that they will be relatable to just about everyone including teachers, professors, doctors, engineers, IT guys, nurses, accountants, business executives or even the friendly oldie working at the neighborhood supermarket. Read them and think of how you can infuse humor in your greetings. Whether it is for your colleagues, bosses, dad, mom, friends or someone in the family – make sure your witty lines put a smile on the new retiree’s face. Don’t forget to share your words on Facebook and Pinterest.

 

1) Retirement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life. Congratulations.

 

2) Old age, fragile bones, doctor visits, medical checkups and a weak bladder – are you still looking forward to retirement? Congratulations.

 

3) The funny thing about retirement is that it makes you realize the importance of medical insurance.

 

4) Do you think that life after retirement is an adventure? Well, it is if you count trekking out of bed, climbing atop sofas and diving into takeaways. Have fun.

 

5) After retirement the body grows older, the heart grows fonder and the mind becomes younger. All the best at trying to handle an old body with a young mind and fond heart.

6) Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can get back to being a child at the end of it all. Have fun.

 

 

7) Remember all those things that you wanted to do in your life, but didn’t because you never had the time? Don’t plan on doing them after your retirement either – you will either be too old or too poor to afford them now. Wish you a happy retirement.

 

8) Thankfully, retirement is mandatory and not an option. Otherwise I would be stuck with an annoying colleague like you. xoxo

 

9) Congratulations for gaining two new best friends upon your retirement. Their names are Bed and Couch. You will be hanging out with them a lot.

 

10) Retirement is like a never-ending weekend party except that you can’t drink, can’t hook up and can’t stay up all night even if you want to. So in short, it is boring. Congratulations.

11) Retirement is like a lifelong vacation, except that you are no longer fit to do most of the fun stuff. Congratulations.

 

12) All your life you sacrificed your health so you could earn more money to retire happily. Now you’ll realize that you’ll be spending all the money to keep up your health. Congratulations.

 

13) Most people spend their whole lives planning their retirement but when they actually retire, they don’t know what to do. Don’t let this happen to you.

 

14) Congratulations on your retirement but don’t get too eager to relax yet. Get ready to tire yourself out with grandkids, gardening and many other chores.

 

15) No matter how many college degrees, skill development courses and professional accreditations you have received, there is one more qualification you will still receive after your retirement – Master of Doing Nothing. Congratulations.

16) Retirement is just a nice way for your company to say that you are getting too old to work. Congratulations for stepping into this league, old timer.

 

17) Doing the things you always wanted to do is not the real challenge of retirement. Remembering them is the real challenge. Good luck at being a forgetful pensioner.

 

18) Reaching retirement age is like getting to the top of a cliff. You will be at the zenith of your career, well knowing that the next step is a downward plunge toward old age. Good luck.

 

19) Some people say that retirement signifies the end of all of life’s tension, but that’s true only if you have a grand pension.

 

20) Retirement is just a nice way for the company to tell you that they have found more energetic, talented, youthful and skilled staff than you. Happy retirement.

21) For someone as lazy as you, retirement will make no difference in your life except the fact that you can now do nothing, officially. Congratulations.

 

22) Congratulations for your retirement. Now you will be forced to work on a never-ending project that will take up all your time and it’s called – Doing Nothing.

 

23) Until now, when you slacked at work your boss shouted at you. Now when you slack at household chores, your wife will shout at you. Happy retirement.

 

24) Was working hard all your life worth it? You are about to realize that now. Congratulations on retiring.

 

25) All these years you argued with your colleagues, juniors, managers and your boss at work. After retirement, you will argue with your grandkids, children and wife at home. Life remains the same.

26) It doesn’t matter whether you behave like a grumpy retiree or not, because people are going to assume that anyways. Good luck dealing with that.

 

27) Consider yourself officially and truly retired on the day you don’t feel like changing your underwear. Good luck.

 

28) Retirement is the turning point in your life which makes you realize that you had your priorities messed up all this while. Congratulations, better late than never.

 

29) Retirement marks the transition from working under one boss to a new one called WIFE. Congratulations.

 

30) Health, family, friends and relationships are some of the things that you sacrificed in your life so that you could work harder and earn more money. Now you will realize that you need these things to enjoy retirement. Such is the irony of life.

31) Retirement – the only real excuse you’ll ever have to spend your entire life’s savings. Have fun.

 

32) Retirement is said to be the slow and painful lead up to the sunset years of your life. Have fun old timer.

 

33) Retirement is a fence – on one side lies hard work and on the other lies boredom. Either ways, it’s no fun.

 

34) Retirement is like a bubble that burst just when you think you are at the zenith of your career. Good luck buddy.

 

35) Retirement is the company way of indirectly telling you that it has no more use of an old and lazy bum like you. Goodbye.

36) Retirement is life’s way of telling you that you are too old and too weak to work any longer. Congratulations.

 

37) Being retired is the only time in your life when you won’t mind if you don’t get a holiday. Have fun.

 

38) Every day of your retired life will feel like a happy Friday night. But it’s useless because being old will make you feel dull like Monday morning all the time. Happy retirement.

 

39) You always cursed your body when you were ill which made you miss an important deadline at work. Retirement is when you will finally curse yourself for using an important deadline at work as an excuse for not taking care of your body all these years.

 

40) Congratulations on retiring. Have fun watching your life’s savings dwindle out.

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Retirement Wishes – 100 Quotes Continued

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Is someone you know retiring? When people retire it’s a significant event in their life, and finding something meaningful or funny to write in their retirement card can be challenging. We’ve rifled through the inter-web, rummaged through our cards and come up with some popular and unique ideas for you. From funny quotes to sincere messages, simply pick your favourite.

Light Hearted Wishes

  1. Congratulations! The money is no better in retirement, but the hours sure are.
  2. I hope you’re looking forward to the feeling of never having to go to bed at night and set an alarm again.
  3. Enjoy working at living, instead of living at work.
  4. In retirement, there’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
  5. Now you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life.
  6. Goodbye tension, hello pension!
  7. Welcome to happy Mondays!
  8. Happy retirement. Time to stop lying about your age and start lying around the house!
  9. Well done on climbing the mountain, now you can finally enjoy the view!
  10. Congrats on retiring! Now it doesn’t matter if the government decides to increase the retirement age.

Funny Messages

  1. Remember retirement is an adventure! Especially if you count trekking out of bed, climbing on sofas and diving into takeaways. Have fun.
  2. Retirement will make you realise that you wasted all those years trying to be mature when you can go back to being a child at the end of them. Enjoy!
  3. Congratulations for gaining two new best friends upon your retirement. Their names are Bed and Couch. You will be hanging out with them a lot.
  4. Retirement is like a never-ending weekend party… except that you can’t drink, can’t dance and can’t stay up late. Enjoy!
  5. Retirement is like a lifelong vacation, except that you are no longer fit to do most of the fun stuff.
  6. Congratulations on becoming the master of doing nothing.
  7. Congratulations on getting some new tires on your car. A card seems a little over the top though, I never got one.
  8. Congratulations on extending your weekends by 5 days!
  9. Retirement is great – you can finally do nothing without being worried about getting caught.
  10. God retired after just 6 days of creating the heavens and the earth. What took you so long?
  11. Please congratulate your partner on getting twice the husband, but only half the income.
  12. Congratulations for your retirement. Now you will be forced to work on a never-ending project that will take up all your time called “doing nothing”!
  13. I hope you enjoy living off your savings. Let me know what you do after the second week…
  14. Happy retirement… think of it as a six month holiday, twice a year.
  15. Have fun doing the things you always wanted to… as long as you’re not too old to remember them!

Risqué / Controversial Messages

  1. Retirement will make no difference in your life except the fact that you can now do nothing, officially.
  2. Well done on being so tired, you had to retire.
  3. You’ll be back, I’ve met your partner.
  4. I hope you’re looking forward to retirement. Apart from the occasional heart attack, you’ll probably feel as young as you ever did.
  5. Well done on staying alive so long that your company had to force you to retire.
  6. Happy retirement. Enjoy old age, fragile bones, doctor visits, medical check-ups and a weak bladder!
  7. Good luck in retirement. I think we’ve all been able to tell for a while that the wheels are still spinning, but the hamster is slowing down.
  8. Life is too short – and now you will figure that out…
  9. Statistically you’re now more likely to die than if you’d carried on working. All the best!
  10. Happy retirement, is now a good time to point out that the next big event in your life will be your funeral…

Office Retirement Quotes

    1. Of all the people I have ever worked with. I can honestly say that you were one of them.
    2. Remember we’re all still working so try not to rub it in about the tough day you’ve had visiting the National Trust tearooms.
    3. Retirement is just a nice way for the company to tell you that they have found more energetic, talented, youthful and skilled staff than you.

 

  1. Good luck in retirement. We’re all going to really miss doing your work for you.
  2. Good decision to retire – you best go now before they find all your mistakes.
  3. Congratulations on your retirement! Although to be honest, I could have sworn you stopped working years ago.
  4. Aren’t you glad you stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man?
  5. We’re all going to really miss doing your work for you.

Sincere Wishes

  1. It’s been great working with you. Remember to relax and have fun, and avoid anything that resembles work for as long as possible.
  2. May all the years ahead bring you great joy and relaxation.
  3. Here’s to a well-deserved and happy retirement! Enjoy.
  4. All the best with your retirement. I hope you enjoy the greener pastures.
  5. Best wishes for an awesome retirement. Here’s hoping for a fun, rewarding and restful life.
  6. Enjoy your new found freedom and make the most of it. Happy retirement.
  7. Many congrats – here’s to a long, healthy and happy retirement.

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